Saucepan

Generally not a good place for cats to sleep. Humans put these in very hot places, where they make food for us to eat.

Photo by MelvinSchlubman

Scarf

Humans don’t have hairy necks. Cats do. Cats do not need scarves.

Photo by Michelle Owner of the Squishy

Scissors

Scissors are just a harmless toy, right?

Photo by Heather Kaweck

Seat belt

Cats can’t drive, but they can certainly be passengers.

Photo by Sarah (Rosenau) Korf

Set top box

Set top boxes are warm, convenient places designed for cats.

Photo by filippo.salamone

Shadow

A simple way to get two cats from one. The second cat is sadly two dimensional and monochrome.

Photo by Robert Couse-Baker

Shafts

Shafts of light, playing through a venetian blind.

Photo by Sarah_Jones

Sharing

Generous cats share their beds with humans.

Photo by EraPhernalia Vintage

Sheep

Mobile blankets. Very confusing.

Photo by James.Whisker

Shelf

Shelves under coffee tables can be used to store magazines, remote controls or cats.

Photo by blmurch

Silhouette

Undeniably feline.

Photo by HiggySTFC

Sink

Cat sized, cat shaped, very comfortable, why do humans have to spoil it with a faucet?

Photo by Kretyen

Slope

Slopes do not deter cats. They make humans puff and pant though.

Photo by Alex Gilbert

Small

From little things big things grow.

Photo by Niffty

Sneakers

Something smelly that humans wear on their feet. They insist on leaving them in perfectly good cat basking spots.

Photo by smittenkittenoriginals

Sock drawer

Cats are masters of camouflage, and can look exactly like a sock or a pair of underpants when the need arises.

Photo by Remy Sharp

Sofa

Cat beds that are large enough to fit some humans on them at the same time as the cats.

Photo by taiyofj

Span

Even cats can understand highly technical terms like ‘span’, and can demo them even better.

Photo by Sarah Jones

Spherical

A shape easily achieved by a cat with the correct volume of hair.

Photo by Piez

Spooning

Warm and sensual.

Photo by i eated a cookie

Spout

Spouts are on teapots. Tea comes out of them. Humans seem to like tea. Cats do not. But we do like teapots.

Photo by lexandr Solo

Spy

How else do you keep an eye on the neighbour’s dog?

Photo by Ernst Vikne

Squish

Humans will do anything to get in a photo with a cat.

Photo by Torley

Stairs

A human invention that makes it easier to get to high places.

Photo by iMorpheus

Steering wheel

A steering wheel is an annoying part of a car that you can neither sit on, nor play with.

Photo by Jacon Davies

Stove

Just another comfortable surface to sleep on.

Photo by Romana Klee

Stretch

Getting out the kinks after a good catnap.

Photo by Amos Moses Griffin

Stump

A stump is what is left of a tree when you cut it down.

Photo by angelbenutzer

Suitcase

A cat toy that humans occasionally fill with clothes. But they always leave enough space for a cat.

Photo by elderleaf

Sunglasses

Sunglasses stop the sun from getting in human’s eyes. Sleeping all day is more effective.

Photo by Macnolete

Sunshine

Broad range, easily available heat source made just for cats. Unfortunately it is only available during the daytime, and the nighttime substitute is just not very good at all.

Photo by cowlet

Sweater

Cruel, itchy body covering invented by humans who enjoy laughing and pointing at their cats. Come in a variety of colors and patterns, although Ugly Christmas Sweater is most popular.