Rack

Rack

Racks are basically just shelves with more holes in them than usual. And, like all shelves, racks make good places for cats to sleep.

Photo by Ed Clayton

Mermaid

Mermaid

A mermaid is a half-human, half fish. Note half HUMAN. There is no such thing as a mer-cat, no matter how hard humans try.

Photo by Beck Gusler

Rump

Rump

Rumps are big and warm and comfortable and hairy and would make good places to sleep if they were not attached to large moving objects.

Photo by Adam Smith

Darth Vader

Darth Vader

Darth Vader is an imaginary person that humans like to make toys out of. Cats are not interested.

Photo by Kevin Dooley.

Span

Span

Even cats can understand highly technical terms like 'span', and can demo them even better.

Photo by Sarah Jones

Accountant

Accountant

When cats rule the world, someone still has to lodge the tax returns.

Photo by Apium

Flickr

Flickr

Flickr is a website where humans put photos of their cats for other humans to see.

Photo by Tiger Girl

Slope

Slope

Slopes do not deter cats. They make humans puff and pant though.

Photo by Alex Gilbert

Mailbox

Mailbox

A mailbox is something humans have outside their houses. Other humans put paper in them. Humans with exceptional taste make their mailboxes look like cats.

Photo by Michael Coghlan

Beard

Beard

Some humans and some cats have beards. If you combine a cat with no beard and a human with no beard, sometimes you get a human with a beard and no cat.

Photo by Rochelle Hartman

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