A very silly looking dog.

Photo by mickeymox

Darth Vader

Darth Vader is an imaginary person that humans like to make toys out of. Cats are not interested.

Photo by Kevin Dooley


Decks are large sheltered expanses of wood that humans often lay outside their houses for the use of cats.

Photo by srboisvert


Dinghys and boats are a means devised by humans to help cats catch water fowl.

Photo by zenera


Delicious when they are dirty, not so interesting when they are clean.

Photo by surekat


Just another willing heat source.

Photo by catgoesmurp


For humans to wipe their feet on, so they keep the floor inside the house clean for cats.

Photo by Sylvar


Down is an unfortunate direction cats must occasionally travel, just so they can go up again.

Photo by Ali Smiles :)

Dressing up

Cats do not feel the same urge to change their appearance as humans do. Humans are very, very strange creatures.

Photo by iluvrhinestones


Too big to eat. Too small to sleep on. Useless.

Photo by Per Ola Wiberg (Powi)