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Cacti are strange things that hurt your nose when you investigate them.
Modern cats are designed to camouflage in modern environments.
Cars are large objects humans keep near their houses. Cars are not only good to sit on top of but have many sources of warmth, and are excellent places to sleep.
A carrybag is a large bag that sometimes has mesh panels, so you can see how many cats are in the bag before you start packing.
Raised platform of approximate cat size, chiefly valued for blocking paths and offending humans when occupied correctly.
A surface clearly not designed for paws.
Coffee tables are too low to be good cat vantage points, or safe places to sleep. It is unclear why humans persist in having them in their houses at all.
Colanders are cat beds with drainage holes.
Cats can be comfortable anywhere. Humans can’t.
Cats, even at a very early age, know where to sit relative to things around them so they look good. It’s just what cats do.
A plastic indignity inflicted on cats by veterinarians.
Humans make many cat sized places to sleep and play. Humans are very generous.
Cats come in every hue from #000 to #fff
Corners are not good. It is harder to get away when you are in a corner.
Cats don’t eat curry. Humans eat curry.