If it feels good to look at, it must be porn.
Photo by dutchlad

I don't know what a panda is, but apparently I look like one.
Photo by fox_kiyo

A large place to catch birds in.
Photo by shlomif2

Food that talks back.
Photo by Peter Fuchs

Weapons of mass destruction, sheathed in fluff.
Photo by miss vichan

Fallen petals can confuse cats ...

Photo by zenera

A useless object of no interest to cats. Humans often leave these on surfaces where cats wish to sit, thus depriving the cat of good napping places.

Photo by Foxtongue

Undignified, but warm.
Photo by ingermaaike2

If you can't get your own human to get you what you want, you can always turn to piracy and take it by force.
Photo by joce01_y

Apparently designed by humans as a container to carry groceries, plastic bags are far more useful as a rustly hiding place.

Photo by catgoesmurp.