Words, by Cat

Slightly uncomfortable, but worth it for the warmth.

Like a shadow, but with more colors.

Cats are very good at relaxing. So much better at it than humans.

Rockets are useless toys made by humans. They go up, not across, so you can’t chase them.

Humans roll things up and make tunnels for cats to play in.

Humans like these. They are prickly and taste bad.

Rumps are big and warm and comfortable and hairy and would make good places to sleep if they were not attached to large moving objects.