Words, by Cat

No sleeping value; all tension and crinkling, with humans staring at it as if losing treats were a hobby.

Not the most ergonomic way that humans have ever developed to serve water to cats, but still useable.

They say they help humans see better. I don't get it.

Goats can be used as heat sources for a cat that is feeling a little chilly.

Geese are apparently birds. Birds are supposed to be small and crunchy. Geese are too big to be crunchy. Thus, geese are not birds.

Perfect camouflage. Makes cats invisible. Look at this photo with only grass in it.

Green is a standard cat eye colour. Like blue. Humans mostly have brown eyes and are jealous of cats.

A fairly standard default cat emotion.