Words, by Cat

Humans don’t have tails. This is yet another reason that humans are inferior to cats.

Warm, awkwardly shaped object you cannot sit on. Humans remain absurdly protective because it allegedly pours things.

Tin foil hats block thought waves. Humans generally can’t read cat’s minds anyway so cats don’t need them. Cats, however, can control humans so this cat’s human is clearly trying to get a break from being a cat servant.

A killer of cats, when attached to cars. Avoid, if possible.

Just another place to sleep until they put water in there.

Toilet paper is stored on a fitting designed for the maximum fun while removing it. Humans are very inventive when it comes to places to store cat toys.

A rare feline formation where multiple cats align into one tall creature to improve surveillance and increase the chance of receiving snacks.

A place to store luggage and cats.

Lumpy grass clump with moderate hiding value. Humans call it "landscaping", which is generous.