Words, by Cat

Need a colour scheme? Take a little from column A, a little from column B …

Halloween: annual rearrangement of the house into odd smelling orange obstacles and poor hiding spots; humans call it festive.

Handbags are places to keep cats, or to keep cat toys. Either will do.

Scratchy but can be comfortable if you really need somewhere to sleep.

Like a tree, but better to hide in.

Concealed space with tactical value. Humans seem surprised when attacked from hiding.

What better way to show your displeasure than to hiss at someone.

Holes are fun to hide in. Humans make them just for cats.

A hood is something you put over your head, be it by accident or on purpose.

A hug is something cat owners do to their cats when they really like them.