Words, by Cat

Pampered - the state most cats prefer to be in.

I don’t know what a panda is, but apparently I look like one.

Sleeping cats are quite tolerant of silly humans.

A large place to catch birds in.

Food that talks back.

Weapons of mass destruction, sheathed in fluff.

Another large, inedible bird. There are too many of these.

Humans cannot be safely left unattended. They may hurt themselves. Best to keep an eye on them.

Cold, hard, inedible, and completely useless.

A more beautiful cat than any human could ever hope to be.

Fallen petals can confuse cats …

Undignified, but warm.

Apparently designed by humans as a container to carry groceries, plastic bags are far more useful as a rustly hiding place.

In some countries, playground slides are called slippery dips. They are not usually good cat toys.

Big, useless animal. Ponies don’t actually eat cats, despite what this picture might otherwise indicate.

These are placed along fences by humans, to give cats wider, more comfortable places to sit and watch.

A place to sleep. Humans, for some reason, prefer to keep plants in them.