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Fat

Something that happens if you sleep and eat too much.

Photo by Chika

Faucet

For cats who find bowls undignified.

Photo by alicesoup

Fern

Ferns are a type of plant. Humans often store them inside, for easy snacking by cats.

Photo by Brandon Stafford

File cabinet

Filing cabinets are places humans store paper. They are very good for hiding inside.

Photo by TPHolland

Film

Destroying the evidence.

Photo by Kevin Dooley

Firefox

Firefox is a means to look at cats on the Internet.

Photo by Collin Allen

Fireplace

A warm place specifically designed for the comfort of cats.

Photo by cyrusbulsara

Fishtank

Generally contains fish. Sometimes contains cat.

Photo by TrishHamme

Five

The number of fingers on a human hand.

Photo by HAIRLOVER

Flickr

Flickr is a website where humans put photos of their cats for other humans to see.

Photo by Tiger Girl

Flip flops

An unnecessary and useless human accessory. Cats can’t even hide in them. Humans leave these horrible things in places where they take up space that could be better used for sunbathing.

Photo by khrawlings

Floss

Flossing is too much like string for some cats.

Photo by pjmorse

Fly

If birds can do it, why can’t cats?

Photo by Gail S

Flyscreen

Flyscreen, insect mesh, bug screen or whatever the humans call it is really designed for cats to climb on.

Photo by surekat

Four

Just another number.

Photo by arudhio

Frog

Cat toys found in damp places. Not good to eat, but fun to pat.