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Cactus
Cacti are strange things that hurt your nose when you investigate them.
Photo by Eirik Newth
Camouflage
Modern cats are designed to camouflage in modern environments.
Photo by raincrystal
Car
Cars are large objects humans keep near their houses. Cars are not only good to sit on top of but have many sources of warmth, and are excellent places to sleep.
Photo by shekay
Carrybag
A carrybag is a large bag that sometimes has mesh panels, so you can see how many cats are in the bag before you start packing.
Photo by hisashi_0822
Case
Cases are large, hard things that humans take uncomfortable things out of, so that cats can go to sleep in them.
Photo by Dossy Shiobara
Chair
Cat-sized, raised, comfortable surface. The best chairs are padded.
Photo by tarale
Cherries
Being fruit, cherries are not at all of interest to cats.
Photo by davida3
Christmas tree
A Christmas tree is an indoor tree covered in baubles, placed there strictly for cats to play with.
Photo by Dave Hogg
Clog
Clogs, like most other human footwear, are simply smelly toys.
Photo by Jami Dwyer
Cobblestones
A surface clearly not designed for paws.
Photo by Coradia1000
Coconut
Hard, inedible, and useful only as a helmet.
Photo by Zeusandhera
Coffee table
Coffee tables are too low to be good cat vantage points, or safe places to sleep. It is unclear why humans persist in having them in their houses at all.
Photo by dougww
Colander
Colanders are cat beds with drainage holes.
Photo by Barbostick
Comfortable
Cats can be comfortable anywhere. Humans can’t.
Photo by Hazel
Composition
Cats, even at a very early age, know where to sit relative to things around them so they look good. It’s just what cats do.
Photo by Antífama
Cone
A plastic indignity inflicted on cats by veterinarians.
Photo by Alex McClung
Contempt
An emotion that shouldn’t be directed at cats, but often is.
Photo by s13610
Corner
Corners are merely places to sit.
Photo by Chika
Cow
Cows make cream, which cats like. The cat in this photo is in the window watching the cow.
Photo by ninette_luz
Crocus
Just another flower. What is it with humans and flowers anyway?
Photo by Miss Claeson
Crutches
Crutches are inconsequential to cats and, as this picture shows, they are not worth acknowledging. They just slow the humans down.
Photo by Per Ola Wiberg
Crystal Ball
Humans use these to see the future. Cats don’t. They just know.
Photo by [niv]
Curry
Cats don’t eat curry. Humans eat curry.
Photo by pinguino