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Goose

Submitted by catperson on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:01

Geese are apparently birds. Birds are supposed to be small and crunchy. Geese are too big to be crunchy. Thus, geese are not birds.

Submitted by catperson on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 13:51

Green is a standard cat eye colour. Like blue. Humans mostly have brown eyes and are jealous of cats.
Photo by Ernst Vikne

Submitted by catperson on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 20:16

Goats can be used as heat sources for a cat that is feeling a little chilly.
Photo by hoyasmeg

Submitted by catperson on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 21:19

Bigger than a cat. Sharp beak. Should be avoided.
Photo by zenera

Submitted by catperson on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 20:00

Not the most ergonomic way that humans have ever developed to serve water to cats, but still useable.
Photo by ButterflySha