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Some humans and some cats have beards. If you combine a cat with no beard and a human with no beard, sometimes you get a human with a beard and no cat.

Photo by Rochelle Hartman

Funny green stick for sniffing, chewing, and rubbing face. Sometimes comes with pebbles for added entertainment.

Blue is a standard cat eye colour. Like green. Humans mostly have brown eyes and are jealous of cats.
Photo by Roy Montgomery

An action used to express your displeasure at a human.

Photo by pestbarn

Bandages are an annoyance invented by humans to stop cats licking their own injuries.

Photo by simon_music

Something that humans use to keep their place in a book. Cats do the job admirably for this function.

Photo by Giraffian.

Cats are generally too small to wear boots. However, some cats are small enough to go in boots, which is even better.

Photo by shimgray

Balance is something cats are very good at. When they fall off things, they are doing it on purpose for the entertainment of humans.

Photo by pmarkham

Beanbags are like a cross between a chair and a bed, clearly designed for the comfort of cats.

Photo by Mike Riversdale.

Cats are known for their ability to fall asleep anytime, anywhere, even under a pile of squash. This is just one of the many ways that cats surpass humans.

Photo by @davestone