Piggy bank

Piggy bank

A useless object of no interest to cats. Humans often leave these on surfaces where cats wish to sit, thus depriving the cat of good napping places.

Photo by Foxtongue

Doormat

Doormat

For humans to wipe their feet on, so they keep the floor inside the house clean for cats.

Photo by Sylvar

Mobile Phone

Mobile Phone

"I'd like to order a sardine and anchovy pizza please."

Photo by photofarmer

Floss

Floss

Flossing is too much like string for some cats.

Photo by pjmorse

Down

Down

Down is an unfortunate direction cats must occasionally travel, just so they can go up again.

Photo by Ali Smiles :)

Balance

Balance

Balance is something cats are very good at. When they fall off things, they are doing it on purpose for the entertainment of humans.

Photo by pmarkham

Crutches

Crutches

Humans with crutches cannot get away from cats that need a warm place to sleep.
Photo by vieux bandit.

Cherries

Cherries

Being fruit, cherries are not at all of interest to cats.

Photo by davida3.

Dinghy

Dinghy

Dinghys and boats are a means devised by humans to help cats catch water fowl.

Photo by zenera.

Tissues

Tissues

Just another cat toy. They take up a lot more space once they are out of the box.

Photo by Danny_Byas.

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