Lobster

Lobster

Cats like seafood, right?

Photo by Eric Petruno

Scarf

Cactus

Cactus

Cacti are strange things that hurt your nose when you investigate them.

Photo by Eirik Newth

Paperclip

Paperclip

Sleeping cats are quite tolerant of silly humans.

Photo by Adria Richards

Coffee table

Coffee table

Coffee tables are too low to be good cat vantage points, or safe places to sleep. It is unclear why humans persist in having them in their houses at all.

Photo by dougww

Kaleidoscope

Kaleidoscope

So many cats!!

Photo by Matt Mets

Colander

Colander

Colanders are cat beds with drainage holes.

Photo by Barbostick

Ironing board

Ironing board

Ironing boards are lightly-padded high places, just the right width for cats to sleep on.
Photo by Jon-Eric Melsæter

Steering wheel

Steering wheel

A steering wheel is an annoying part of a car that you can neither sit on, nor play with.

Photo by Jacon Davies

Ping pong

Ping pong

Ping pong is a frivilous game played by humans. It serves no use, and should be interrupted by cats at every opportunity.

Photo by Andrew Wippler

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